笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。小编整理了有关爆笑英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
有关爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇一
半价票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“电影票多少钱一张?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。请让我进去吧，我只用一只眼睛看。”
有关爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇二
一个感人的告别
Two old friends were out golfing.
两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球。
As they were preparing to tee off near a road,
当他们在一处路旁准备开球时，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heartuntil the line of cars had passed.
一列出殡送葬车队恰巧经过那里，其中一位朋友脱去帽子放在胸前，直到车队通过后才戴上帽子。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“你这样做实在很有礼貌，”他的同伴说道。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
“喔，那只不过是我最起码所能做的事了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
毕竟，到下星期二我们结婚就满三十年了。
有关爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇三
考试不及格
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?
Kid: Because of absence.
孩子:因为缺考。
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
妈妈：你的意思是考试那天你没去?
Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
孩子:不是，是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。
