笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。小编整理了，欢迎阅读!
篇一
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
篇二
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
Waiter exits, returns
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
篇三
uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
篇四
teacher: george, go to the map and find north america.
george: here it is!
teacher: correct. now, class, who discovered america?
class: george!
