笑话是人们生活中不可或缺的组成部分,与社会密切相关。小编精心收集了，供大家欣赏学习!
篇1
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
篇2
teacher: ellen, give me a sentence starting with "i".
ellen: i is...
teacher: no, ellen. we always say, "i am."
ellen: all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
篇3
teacher: didn't you promise to behave?
student: yes, sir.
teacher: and didn't i promise to punish you if you didn't?
student: yes, sir, but since i broke my promise, i don't expect you to keep yours.
篇4
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
